Enjoyed a meal at a recently-opened restaurant in Much Hoole last week.Whilst waiting for our starters, a companion headed to the lavatories, and returned much impressed.
"Lovely toilets. They're playing bird music in there as well. It's a little like toiletting outside!"He chimed, eyes wide with wonder. Excited at the prospect of al fresco urination, I too headed to the toilets. First impressions were good; clean, well designed units and fashionable sink bowls. True to my friend's word, bird's could be heard twittering in the background. A wonderful bathroom experience awaited me.
Approaching my urinal of choice, the ambience was spoiled somewhat by a rogue pubic hair which had manifested itself in the bowl.
A fly in an otherwise splendid jar of ointment.
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